He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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