Porn is love you can see.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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