Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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