just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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