So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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