Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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