He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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