a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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