I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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