News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Actions speak louder than pants.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios