You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
