she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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