i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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