I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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