we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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