like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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