people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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