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well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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