I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
its liver damage thursday
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize