i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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