Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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