why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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