I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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