Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
