Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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