So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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