come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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