the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I believe in your delicious
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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