Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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