It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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