just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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