I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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