What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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