I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My vagina just clenched in fear
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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