Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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