is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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