its not stalking. its research.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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