Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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