Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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