I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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