Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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