Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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