sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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