How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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