I want to have your abortion
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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