do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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