I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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