the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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