Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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