cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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