And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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