Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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