You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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